Cpt. Smurf

Personally, I write in past tense. For some reason, I've always had the feeling that past tense is more descriptive, and I just prefer reading it like that. However, the ...

Umm, is this supposed to be a joke? That just seemed completely pointless, to me anyway. This person doesn't appear to have done their research. The reason two ships were ...

I listen to almost everything, minus rap. Rap is a sad excuse for music. I agree. Who wants to listen to a load of people talking with a repetitive backing ...

Yes, but alas, that depends on how they've made their money. Writing a medicore, cliched novel and getting it published only beause your parents own a publishing company, then no ...

I know!! It will be so depressing. But at least we will finally know... And we have her encyclopedia thning-a-ma-bob to look forward to. She better write it... -Kaz

Actually, I don't. I find myself singing along, and cannot concentrate on one thing at once. Although I can sort of block out the words of the song and just ...

From all the screenshots and everything, it looks really good. I hate the title though. Northern Lights is so much better. And no, I don't have a reason why. Don't ...

Yes, the only reason he got published initially was because his family owned a publishing company. The only reason he became mass-published was because during his marketing tour he met ...

It's not just the plot of the fourth Star Wars film he copied, apparently (I say apparently as I haven't read it) he copied the fifth one as well, for ...

Yes, the songs are a tad annoying. I don't like poetry at the best of times, but elven poetry... *shudders* The thing is, I feel guilty if I haven't read ...

Personification? I've never liked Humanized (what is it called? I forget the real word) animals. It's Anthropomorphism. (hee hee, big word XD) I liked it, we had to read it ...

Thanks for critiquing, glad you liked it. As for why the wolves attacked, that will be explained later on, as I have decided to continue this into a novel. It ...

I've heard that story before, and I'm sure it's panda porn they use. It makes more sense anyway, as the sounds a human will make would be different from those ...

I liked it, although I think some of the sentences were a bit iffy, such as: I bit that thought off before it could go into frightening places. I don't ...

lol, couldn't be bothered to watch all of it, but I got the gist. Funny!